news from the business world

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 28-Feb-2009 23:23:27

News from the Business World

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing.
Its called the stock market.

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?
Wall Street is now being called Wal-Mart Street.

3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker.
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money...
It's a scam. Don't fall for it.

7. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'.
I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.

Post 2 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 01-Mar-2009 5:44:38

hahahahahahahahahah and hahahahahahahahahahaah again. very good!

Post 3 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Sunday, 01-Mar-2009 5:47:13

Funny, but sadly, because every word of it is true...

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 01-Mar-2009 15:35:08

Lmaoooo! It's hilarious, but like post 3 said, it's also sad because it's true.
Very nice.

Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 02-Mar-2009 8:24:43

Nice one as always becky. Yeah, funny, but so true.

Post 6 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 02-Mar-2009 23:52:09

Really sad. Not really funny.